My Interview with Osama Bin Ladin’s Soul

CredoWriters: Wakdok, Samuel Stephen.



I was granted a sole interview of global urgency hours after The US Special Forces of Naval seals shot Osama Bin Ladin on the night of May 1st 2011 in Pakistan. The man on the world’s most wanted list for over 12 years and with a price of twenty five million US dollars. A Saudi man born in 1953 and graduated with a degree in Electrical engineering in 1979. He formed Al Qaeda in 1988 and was expelled by the Saudi authorities in 1991.



The next you will read are the words of the greatest terrorist of all times.



“As you can see I have outlived my live and it is unfortunate I had to die in the way I died. Now my soul has seen all the vain I have lived. I lived a life of terror and caused grief to the globe. But what do you expect from a person who has 51 other siblings? The family which is the nucleus of the society was missing for me from day one. If the optimum number of children to a man is pegged at 5, my family would have needed 10 fathers to effective take care of our needs. It takes more than financial resources to take care of a family. Money was not our father’s problem nor was it ours but the emotional connection was not there.”



“Though suicide bombers were our valuable assets, we only succeeded in brainwashing them that they would go to heaven. As you can see there is no heaven for them and that was why I never used my children for suicide attacks.”



“You asked why I chose to exchange my degree in civil engineering for terror engineering. I wish I had the perfect answer but I would only be a coward to blame the Americans or the Israelis for the occupation of Palestine. I would only be spineless to agree it was the devil who tricked me; the question is not why I allowed him to recruit my mind but why I became so gullible.”



“Of course the cold war contributed to all of these. If the Soviets had not invaded Afghanistan I would not have joined the resistance force there and the CIA will not have trained me if the west was not at war with communism. It was however cruel to have killed in God’s name or whosever’s name.”



“You think I feel any compunction after all the lives we took? What pains my soul the most is the souls we deceived. Innocent people we killed but more worrisome is the hitherto harmless people we turned into murders, suicide bombers and extremists. The world has known more hate than love and much blood has been spilled.”



“I have only come to realize that man can not fight for God. God is not handicapped so why would man fight in the name of God? The God who created all things definitely has the wherewithal to defend himself, but why and how will God even come under attack in the first place”



“My greatest regret is that it took so long to kill me, in these years before and after I became the most wanted man and the face of terror, I have manufactured and exported so much terror across the globe. Forming Al Qaeda in 1988 was one of the worst achievements the underworld ever had; having operations in over 60 countries is our greatest failure, because the world can never be the same again.”



“Of course poverty contributed in our successful recruitments of volunteers and turning millions around the world into fundamentalists. I appreciated wealth and affluence which is evident from my million dollar mansion that I was killed in. Education frees the mind and would have helped to dispel our influence over those innocent people we conscripted. That is why in many cases we made it inaccessible for them so we could maintain a hold on them through their ignorance.”



“Hitler was killed or disappeared on May 1st 1945; I was killed on May 1st 2011,I am sad because I was killed late, late enough to have caused so much global terror and to have trained other terrorists who will now struggle to take over me and create more havoc but better late than never. If I was not killed I won’t have seen the heaven I worked so hard to miss; now the gates of hell are opening and Lucifer is smiling because if the devil ever created a human it must have been me . I just wish for their good; my followers will see the futility of our actions and turn a new leaf”



I hope you enjoyed this very incisive interview; it took an Obama to kill an Osama. Shot in the head and buried at sea. Thank you.