Thursday, December 10, 2009

BEFORE I DIE---

CredoWriters: Wakdok, Samuel Stephen.

Before I die, can you be kind enough to stop killing me on the pages of the newspapers, and on the streets of your mouths?
Before I die allow me to pick my own successor in the manner Obasanjo hand picked me.
Before I die allow me to declare a state of emergency in the power sector and deregulate the petroleum sector.
Before I die, I need your patience to complete my electoral reforms and go on with the dredging of the River Niger.
Before I die, please excuse me to marry my daughters to more governors.
Before I die please grant amnesty to my ill-health as I did to the militants in the creeks.
 
What is the price I will not pay for patriotism? I will die for my fatherland. But I am not just dying of ill health. I am dying more of heart break. My two chambers in the National Assembly could not sit for me to present a budget proposal to drive home my seven points agenda. My promise to generate six thousand mega watts of electricity is reclining.
Before I die permit me to transfigure at Aso Rock and build three houses. One for Goodluck Jonathan, another for David Bonaventure Mark and the third for Hajia Turai.
Before I die, kindly forgive me for not been much of a Resident President. I know you hate me more for being a long distance President.
 
Before I die let me read my citation to you.
I am the only Nigerian President whose father was a Minister of the Federal Republic.
I am the only President whose brother was a Chief of Staff Supreme Headquarters, a former Presidential hopeful and a Martyr for Democracy.
I am the only President who was a two time Executive Governor.
I am the first President to have Governors as my sons-in-law.
 
Before I die, let it be known to you all that I am not scared of dying. I am only scared of living as an ex-President.
Before I die allow my devil's advocate to seek for an injunction restraining the NBA from calling for my resignation.
Before I die allow me to finish my first term in office and possibly run for my second term which is permitted by the constitution of our great country.
Before I die---



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