THE GREATER FOOL THEORY

CredoWriters: Wakdok, Samuel Stephen and Gabriel Ikese.



Bros yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Na you author the note?

Me ke?

I no be idiot

Had it been you were in your 70s I would have called you a” fool”

Hahahahahahahaa. I am not even 40 so you can only call me an idiot. I am still growing though. One day I may grow old enough to be a fool.

So for now you are idiotic.

Yes

Anticipating being a fool in the future

So far I will blossom into a fool with a big farm; or with the windfall of 36 billion dollars.

I know your wayo ooooooooooooo

In Nigeria fools are very wealthy. They are the ones who rule or still rule?

The only thing is that their wealths are illgotten.

The fools are the ones who managed our affairs or still manage. The fools are the ones who executed coup plotters.

So these fools are the juicy type.

The fools are the ones who live in hill top mansions. These fools are no fools believe me. Let us not suffer fools gladly because a fool doesn’t know the value of anything but these fools know and that is why they spent 18 years between themselves plundering our wealth directly and many more years indirectly .

I hear say na your senator be the chairman senate committee on EFCC.



Are you serious? He is one of the small fools then. He is learning so fast I must confess. Just that he wasn’t a fool who once wore Khaki.



Laugh wan kill me die! Senate committee on EFCC, his case file will just disappear. He may even end up probing Ribadu.

It really pays to be a fool in Nigeria and loot your share then retire to a hill top mansion.

After all there is no law calling foolishness a crime in Nigeria. You will never get prosecuted or jailed.The constitution is either ignorant of foolishness or just silent about it.



If the constitution is ignorant, need you be told that ignorance is not an excuse before the law? If it is silent then it is aiding and abetting you may say. We should sue the constitution for criminal negligence.



No lawyer will represent you at the Supreme Court. The Nigerian Bar Association has sanctioned the National Judicial Council for 6 months after the unconstitutional removal of the President of the court of Appeal by the NJC.



Then I think rather than amending the constitution for a single term of six years, we should ask they amend it to make foolishness a capital crime.



Hmmmmmmmmmm.

I thought the government has shelved away that single term bill.



No. Didn’t you hear what the government whistle said? It is on course.



Haaaaaaaaaa, government’s whistle?

If he was still writing, he would have written a very beautiful expose’ on these matters especially on the fools theory and the single term gate.



Has he stopped writing? Only that he too has joined the wise fools.

In Nigeria the fools are very wise.



He has discovered what it means to be with the popular side and now has moved to the VIF- Very important fools.



I am sure he is regretting quietly now.



Regretting for joining late. Yes.



It is better late than never. The future started yesterday, but the future can also start today.



Did you hear that two soldiers were involved in the kidnap of Mikel’s father, Pa Michael Obi in Jos? Soldiers sent on peace mission.



No wonder, the state government and the locals have always been complaining about the complicity of some soldiers in the massacres of their people.



Those two soldiers are big fools, wallai.

Do you blame them? When two old men who looted our national treasury or put us in this development of underdevelopment confessed to the world that they are fools, why will anyone not want to be a fool?



But I told you there is no crime called Folly in our law books, now these two foolish soldiers will be court-martialed and charged for Kidnapping and extortion of ransom.



What is new, how many kidnappers have been convicted in Nigeria? How much is the ransom they asked of?



I can’t say it out oh. They asked for billions of dollars from Mikel and said it was a chicken change for Mikel and Chelsea.



What? Billions of dollars? Were they going to do a pick up at a rendezvous or they were going to ask for a wire transfer? Interpol would have arrested them.



And you said one is a sergeant? They are big fools.



The real fools are we, who sit here complaining.

The wise fools have taken enough to last their generations unborn.



So we may all be fools? But the greater fool is the one who knows what to gain from being a fool.



Yes

And that is what I call the Greater Fool Theory.

Whether IBB is a fool and OBJ is the most fool as posited by IBB’s spokesman is not the issue. The issue is that the bigger fools are the docile citizens who keep suffering and smiling while the greater fools smile to the banks or their underground vaults at home.



Make I dey go



Take care.



Be careful because you don the near the age of fools.



You are nearer that age than me.



Which of the ages? The fool at 40 for life or the fool at 70 for eternity?



Fool for eternity? You forgot that even fools die?



Just be a wise fool at 70 and you will not die a fool.



Bye you fool.



I am not even near 40 yet.



So for now you are idiotic.



Yes.



Bye all the same. Don’t be a fool.