NO PARKING

By WakdokSamuelStephen

My fortune is about to change. The various tiers of government in Nigeria have found my artisanship worthy, and I have won the contract to provide a very essential service. My friend when did you become this skilled to be found so special by government? The last time I checked you dropped out of school in your junior secondary school. Yes, though I dropped out years ago, I have finally found the reason to believe I made the right decision. This job I have got will cause me to even hire a Human Resource Consultant to select and recruit more hands across the federation to execute these projects. From Abia to Zamfara not excluding the FCT, Abuja.

I am even at a loss on how to prioritize them. Can I run through some of them in case you can advise me?
Education- No Parking. Electricity-No Thoroughfare. Health care- No Parking. Housing-No Parking. Security -No Parking. Roads-No Thoroughfare. Employment-No Parking. Credible elections-No Thoroughfare. Agriculture and food security-No Thoroughfare. Rural Development-No Thoroughfare. Urban renewal-No parking. Industrialization-No parking. Social Services-No parking. Infrastructural Provisions-No Thoroughfare. Good governance-No Parking. Erosion control-No parking. Economic development-No Thoroughfare. Exports-No Parking.

I understand your enthusiasm my friend. You have a good contract for yourself. But I am scared you have plenty of work on your hands, you will be very exhausted by the time you are done. To provide No Parking signs for hundreds of millions of Nigerians may be very tasking. I won a contract too from the same governments. Mine is just to provide a parking sign for a few chosen Nigerians. And my contract sum is very high. You work hard but I work smart. I can help you if you agree to collaborate with me, but we will share your contract sum and you can then abandon your projects. Once I execute my single project, all your projects are completed.

My contract is to provide a Parking sign. Just one. Corruption-Please Park Here. (Highly reserved for V.I.Ps)


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